I've been getting all sorts of ominous emails with titles like, "Your Office Moves THIS WEEK!!!" along with "Need the Cheapest Viagra?" The cheapest? uh, no, the 'workiest' might be fun though and "Sarah Palin Wants to Meet You."
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SARAH PALIN WANTS TO MEET ME???!!!! OMG OMG OMG ::frantically fans face:: I guess that time I had my cousin put my boxers with my name and email written with a sharpie on the waistband (I lose my boxers A LOT) in Palin's mailbox when she was on some let's look at whales and ponder the wonder of nature tour in Alaska paid off! Lemme see... OK she wants to meet in either Anaheim, CA, on Saturday, October 16th or Orlando, FL, on Saturday, October 23rd. She's a busy girl but it's nice of her to let me pick the coast, she's so thoughtful! I also have the unique opportunity to attend a special reception with her at either location. "Special reception" I bet that's some sort of code... I'm glad my wife doesn't read this blog... I hope Sarah ("Special" people such as myself are allowed to be somewhat less formal) will read The Federalist Papers in a sexy voice or something way cool like that!
WHAT minion?! Can't you see I'm working?! I'm writing a very important email about... uh... getting my job title changed to “Transparency-Enhancement Facilitator.” Yes, yes I know I have to be packed by 3pm today but the work of the Transparency-Enhancement Facilitator is never done is it? What is that thing? OK, so it's not a pod. Management wants me to pack it and put it under my desk after I'm moved on Monday and sit next to it until I get all sleepy and nod off?
FINE!
Sheesh management is weird!
Pack this Bill, it's not a pod!
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