Well that didn't happen but I did seven minutes, clinging to the railings for dear life, wheezing like a geezer. I gotta make sure that I have some dude like The Machine in front of me during a Friday Fun Run so he can lug me up the stairs, he probably wont even notice the additional drag. I can just fall down the stairs when we get to the top.
I received several letters from the ladies about my pic of the mens' locker room saying that ours was better and that they were pretty jealous about it but not to worry my pretty little head. It was too bad that their suffering couldn't be brought to light. "Stupid restraining order!" most of them howled... in concert... like a concerted letter writing campaign...
Hmmmmm...
Well never one to break a restraining order I managed to send in my investigative reporter
You be the judge!
Makeup Station? - I Don't Know What This Is Called In 'Girl-Talk.' Sauna to the left, shower to the right.
Well they're right again, as usual. Ours IS better - far more functional. Sorry 'bout that girls!
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