Dear Diary...

25 Feb 2010

Dear Diary,

Waking up at 3:30am after going to bed at 9pm, having your my wife summarily reject my amorous advances (get off me!!!) at that time of day seems to result in finding oneself on a treadmill at 5am marching up and down "hills" at 3.7mph, lifting showering blah blah blah

AND THEN

Finding myself back at home so that I can give my wife a ride to work since her car isn't out of "the shop" yet

AND

Discovering your my family has been replaced by ZOMBIE PEOPLE who do not tolerate noise of any sort and I'm wrecking everyone's day by simply being there all dressed and ready to go like some monster elephant in the room bumming everyone out - sheesh!

Please file this under...

BAD IDEA