Mr. Brightside

Sung to the tune Mr. Brightside by The Killers. I'm not allowed to embed the video so you have to click on the link (awesome video BTW).

I've been dropping my weight
And I've been doing just fine
Gotta gotta be down
Because I want it all

It started out with a cake
How did it end up like this?
It was only a cake
It was only a cake

Now I'm doing a squat
And running in place
While lifting a weight
Increasing my heart rate

Now I'm humping this bike
And my stomach is sick
And it's all in my head

But I'm eating ice cream now
Munching a cookie now
Let me go

And I just can't stop its killing me
And taking control

Gluttony, putting flab onto my knees
Increasing my waist size
Choking on my biggie fries

But it's just the price I pay
Destiny is calling me
Open up my eager mouth
'Cause I'm Mr Brightside

I've been dropping my weight
And I've been doing just fine
Gotta gotta be down
Because I want it all

It started out with a cake
How did it end up like this?
It was only a cake
It was only a cake

Now I'm doing a squat
And running in place
While lifting a weight
Increasing my heart rate

Now I'm humping this bike
And my stomach is sick
And it's all in my head

But I'm eating ice cream now
Munching a cookie now
Let me go

'Cause I just can't stop its killing me
And taking control

Gluttony, putting flab onto my knees
Increasing my waist size
Choking on my biggie fries

But it's just the price I pay
Destiny is calling me
Open up my eager mouth
'Cause I'm Mr Brightside

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I never...
I never...
I never...